Originally Posted By: Hankster
As y'all know, I can be an asshole when I want to be an asshole. Sometimes I'll be a compound asshole...just because I can.

When I was commuting from Santa Rosa to Greenbrae in the early AM I'd see those knuckleheads in my rearview mirror going from lane to lane trying to be 1st at something.

What I liked to do was pull alongside a car in the slow lane and park there. That knucklehead trying to be 1st would be stuck behind me and getting madder by the second. Bright lights. Honking of the horn. Pounding on his steering wheel. None of that would deter me from my mission to be an asshole. He was stuck until 101 widened to 6-8 lanes just north of Novato.

Mission accomplished.


So Hank is a dumbfuck self-appointed traffic cop.

Shocking.
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