I once scared the crap out of Alanis. I was sitting in the second row right in front of her when some dude 20 rows back yelled, "I love you Alanis!!" They I yelled real loud, "No, I do!" She nearly jumped out of her jeans she was so startled.

I gotta use my indoor voice next time. Well, there will be no next time since she lost it after Jagged Little Pill.

That was my brush with someone famous. Not quite as AMAZING as if Griffey was watching a bunch of grab asses fumbling a baseball, but close.