I scored at Whistler. I ended up going back to the hotel with a fine little blonde babe. Of course, she's been my girlfriend for the last five years so she had better leave with me*jk*. As much as I love her, I hate to say it but I would gladly trade her in for a fisherwoman, especially a Canadian, eh? I need a woman who fishes because I've heard too many horror stories about tying the knot and always doing "honey do's" with no time to fish.

I like the idea about the flyer. How about "horny young american studs seek hot Canadian fisherchicks with river front property".