Ol' Barb was a blowhard yella' belly dandy that used to rent himself out for a mear wooden nickle in Al Swearengen's house of ill repute. I'm the fastest draw in these here parts - not some two bit Trollip that likes to take liberties with Armadillas when ain't nobody lookin'. No man this side of the mighty Miss can best my trusty irons, cosmopolitan good looks and savage charm.

Regulators ride!