There's nothing wrong with Spam. Unless you're a pansy ass. I do prefer the low-sodium variant. Regular Spam is a little salty for my liking.

Fry it up, put a couple eggs on top. Easy, filling, and cheap.

Talk sh!t about Spam in Alaska or Hawaii and you're going to get your ass kicked. They take their Spam seriously there.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames