Where is Enrico Pallazzo when you need him? The ump should have checked their equipment for regulation adherence. Size, shape, corked or no; too much pine tar etc...

Avid - the one is pretty damned hot. I suppose MLB players get hotter, but probably not by much. Then again, I'm a very, very thirsty mofo, so anything a step up from Janet Reno gets my attention.
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