She had diverticulitis . Couldnt sh!t so she had to flush it out. We were both laughing hysterically as I was shoving that nozzle in there lol. I told her to warn me if the couldnt hold it in.

One chick I banged had no clit. I mean she claimed to but I didnt see one. Weird. Everything else looked pretty normal.

One greek chick had giant boobs. I wasnt attracted to her so I f**ked her tits and never called again. Basically I'm watching paint dry right now in between coats.