The Mariners are the biggest reason Seattle was voted the most miserable sports city in America several years ago before the Hawks made their big run. Rip away the Sonics... and the M’s making the playoffs hardly ever. Didn’t give us much to root for. I still hate Howard Shultz to this day for that. I literally hate him. The only good thing he has done for me is make me money as a shareholder... and setting a policy for employees to give me free coffee each time I bitchh about how awful it is the very few times I go there out of convenience if there is nowhere else to go.

I hate Shultz more than Clay Bennet. Clay got what he had comin’ though... still no ring.