I had my suspicions before, but this post confirm it. You are a cracked Walnut. What I want to know is when you blow into that tube on your chair, does that make you turn left, right, go forward or backward? How many blinks does it take to communicate you chit your pants?

I'll help you out and go slow one more time.....just for you Walnut.

In-de-pen-dent Lib-er-tar-i-an

Feel free to mouth the words slowly and practice your annunciation. Once you consistently make sounds that sorta represent those words, we'll help you learn what they actually mean - but that's down the road in Walnut 301. For now, just practice the basics. Breathing, heartbeat, swallowing, blinking, bowel & erection control et al.

20 posts in and already hopelessly struggling. Maybe this place isn't for you Walnut and that's OK. All kinds of lesser Walnuts have washed out from the Dark Side and I'm sure there is a pamphlet or support group for that somewhere, but I wouldn't know.

Ok. Bye.