You've all been waiting for this!

One cage. Or, lawn. Or boat ramp parking lot. Or Stam's pasture.
Two, Not Even Closely Respected, PP Darkside Members.
NO RULES. NO POSSUMS. NO HATCHETS.
Two people will enter. One will leave.
A fight to the death! Or, until one cries like a girl or pisses his waders.

That's right!

It's Evo vs Jason Beezus!

The Fight to End All Fights!!!!!!

Coming soon!!!!!

All legal and not-legals rights and any and all proceeds of this fight belong solely to Paker "The JackHammer" Productions. This fight may not be copied or held without the strict guidance and permission of Paker, else he yield his MIGHTY FVCKING BanHammer on your little puny ass!

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Let's get this rolling!

I need some help/volunteers on:

•venue/location
•Date/time
•Entrance fee
•Pay-Per-View Contract.
•1-900 sex phone line availability:
•Merchandise (wife beater shirts, bigfoot masks, inflatable love-Ewes, etc)
•Ringside announcer (IT'S TIME TO RUUUUUUMMMMMBBLLLLLLE!!!!)
•Beer. Gotta have beer at this event. Or, MALT LIQUOR!!!

I can't pay you anything for your services and or suggestions, but I can get you in to the venue for free, or I can make you a Mod. Your choice.

Let's GET THIS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS. Winner may, or may not fight War Paint. TBD.