AKA....40 oz. Friday. EBT reloads yo! A reminder: steak is for taxpayers.

An undercard? I vote for midget wrastlin' in mandatory Mexican wrastlin' costumes!

Dan and who else?

I'm envisioning a blacked out arena with a single spot light shined high above center stage. The intro to "Back in Black" starts blasting through the PA....

Da!
Da-na-na!
Dun-na-na!
[guitar cord]
Da!
Da-na-na!
Dun-na-na!
DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN!!!!

"Back in black, I hit the sack. I've been too long, I'm glad to be back
Yes I am, let loose, from the noose, that's kept me hanging about"....

As Mexi Dan is slowly lowered down on WDFW's cherry picker. Lots of devil hand signs, single finger salutes and possibly a v-finger tongue wave to the crowd. He has a flamethrower, because of course. Hot chicks in thongs on either side.

How utter titts would that be?

I don't who his opponent could be, but it doesn't matter anyway, cuz' my money is on THAT GUY!