Speaking of cruise ship fun....earned a reward trip for sales which was a week long cruise from Rome down to Naples around the tip of Italy back up to Venice. Fourth night, I'm taking a shower before dinner and I'm bouncing back and forth against the walls due to rough seas. Got so rough they couldn't serve dinner. Could hear dishes breaking all over the ship. I puked and tried to sleep, but was sliding all over the bed. The captain apologized the next morning.....he broke the ship's stabilizers too.
We went to port later that morning and once on land, I got dizzy again....until I started drinking. Good times.