We were debating this over our weekly Magic the Gathering game last night and we decided that we'd need more info to make the proper calculations. Timmy's mom bought us Hot Pockets & Surge, but Austin is a moran and forgot the flaming hot Cheetos and Sour Patch kids. I told him not to forget, but did he listen to me. I think he did it to get back to me for practice kissing his Waifu doll last week at our slumber party.

But Anyway,

Are we talking slow zombies or fast zombies here? I would think that how a hero prepared would be dictated by the type of the zombie. Walking Dead style zombies are not scary. They are slow and bump into walls and stuff. World War Z or 28 Days fast zombies are really scary and would require at least +50 speed, +10 shielding, +5 Immunity and possibly the Sword of Chastity to defeat.

Also, there must to be virgin zombies too - otherwise us protagonists will not be able to consummate our love once we save the world. Nobody wants those slooty, easy zombies. Those zombies are vile whores that lack virtue. We demand virginal zombies otherwise our love will not be pure as the Scrolls of Paker have foretold.

Later today, Austin, Liam & Henry are going to come over and help me finish and user test my Raspberry Pi driven Oral B ultra sonic tooth brush-to-Flesh Light build. My robotics teacher is going to give me a A+ for sure and it will look awesome on my record when I apply to MIT, Stanford and Washington State.