Just tell everyone you need a girl's bike frame for top bar clearance due to your giant balls and dong. That's what I do.

$10 says your wife or daughter catches you riding that bike down the street in the very near future. It's ok to admit it's awoken something in you. Run with it and see where it takes you.
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