WOMEN?????

If your sitting around watching reruns of Friends with a woman you are doing it wrong.
Same goes for the Hallmark channel.

Make a plan in advance Nick.
For instance if you meet a gal you're interested in at say a family reunion the entertainment plan should be much different than if you meet a gal that's taller than you.

To get it done with the first situation you would want to watch the Game of Thrones episode where the Kingslayer first mounts his sister.
While the second opportunity would warrant the episode where the Lannister dwarf repeatedly gets drunk and bangs the hooker who eventually falls in love with him.

Allow the woman to place herself into the fantasy she is seeing on the screen and your dreams will be realized.