Hold on here, guys...we're not trying to find Nick a fuckin wife here, he just needs to fukk something other than his hand or a watermelon.

His standard should be "demonstrably female in normal lighting conditions"...and no more.

FFS...Evo is getting laid.

Da'Fuq is wrong with you, Nick?

Team Todd doesn't dole out pity fukks...but that's something you should be able to manage

Once you get laid and take the edge off, then you can hone in your standards, starting with "might even tell someone about this" all the way up, eventually, to "Mom? This is my girlfriend ____"

Get that edge off first before you make a desperate mistake and mix up "demonstrably female in normal lighting conditions" and "how did I get married and where did these fuckin rugrats come from?".

Fish on...

Todd