Dude how about a resume'.

Who the fuuck are you?
What the fuuck do you do for work?
What the fuuck do you enjoy doing?
Chicks gonna wanna know more.

Is there a bird dogging fee you are paying??

Somehow you gotta offer up something that's sellable.
You are in direct competition with others.
Why are they gonna want to help by cutting their own throats in a supply and demand situation???

You need to get Fishprince, Merg, Barberosa, Stam, etc on board here.
Them cats are knocking the bottom out of it.