He's not allowed in my room. He can't get access to the roofies. Can't vouche for what he's heard and seen coming out of the room, though.

He and his sister are indoor/outdoor kats. Be free to poop in the neighbors yard.

He and his sister are killers. Sorry local wildlife. If you go extinct, it's my fault.

Those two pussies likes to bring live birds, mice, rats and rabbits in the house for me. Apparently, by the looks he gives me, I suck at hunting and therefore he must show me how.

(Driftin' nods his head in approval).

Fvckin' kats.....

Fvckin' irresponsible kat owners......



Sometimes, I have a shaved ginger pussy. Oddly enough, the pussy doesn't seem to mind it. Actually kinda likes to be shaved.

The day after he got shaved, he walked over to the local elementary school with me and quickly attracted a gathering of curious school children waiting to go to class. One of the kids looked at him and said:

"What the heck is that? Is that a kangaroo????"







PS. He is kool. I did train him to fist bump.....