I could be here for days. Where do I even start?

How about Domestic Violence? Sure, why not. That's just as good a starting point as any. I mean, I'm going to hell anyway. This won't be the deciding factor. So, my plan is to "sunk cost fallacy" myself all the way down to the Devil's doorstep.


What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
.
.
.
.
.
Nothin' you haven't already told her twice!



What do 100,000 abused women have in common?
.
.
.
.
.
They all don't know when to shut the fvck up!


Why do you never buy a woman a watch?
.
.
.
.
.
Because there is a clock on the stove.



See? Awful. Not funny, bad taste and revealing as to character.

Perfect.

See you soon Beezlebub!