A couple of things...

#1. F4B must have his board view set up to show oldest threads first. I don't think he's ever posted in a thread that's not at least 3 years old. I don't know if he has the memory of an Elephant or just randomly jumps into his Darkside time machine, but whatever he does, it's uh....interesting?

#2. His search engine history must be absolutely horrifying. He probably has to wear a positive pressure suit just to sit down and type. In fact, I'm surprised the "Authorities" even let him have access to electronic devices.

#3. Investigate his machine as the source of the Corona.