Wait - Evo has friends who own businesses? Like what? Is one of them the Pierce County Alliance for Deadbeats?

And these friends keep asking Evo for help? Haven't they learned by now that Evo is allergic to work? Why on earth would anyone ask Evo to do anything that involves work?

This thread is confusing in so many ways, and then Rich chimes in with another one of his global economic analyses. Superb theater!