Originally Posted By: Todd

I looked at a couple of houses this morning, mowed my lawn, and now I am sitting in my backyard in the shade with a beautiful girl listening to the birds call and drinking a cold IPA...

...and it's way better than any stupid conspiracy theory.


I had a similar morning except when I looked at my overgrown back lawn, I said fuckit.

I did however chop up an invading berry bramble that was attracting the biggest, ugliest, most brazen raccoon I've ever seen. So I ran to the garage to get my hatchet so I could kill the MFer but then I recalled I loaned it to evo. Damn you, evo!