Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds - but a fat, lazy, crooked piece of sh!t president will.

Is your mail late? Lard ass is to blame. Just like he's to blame for all the rest of the sideways sh!t going on these days.

150,000 deaths, economy in the sh!tter, rioting in the streets, secret police, and all that sack of crap does is golf, tweet and watch tv.

If the Democrats were running a turd with corn in it, then that's who/what I'm pulling the trigger for. I guess they call their turd Joe Biden - so that's who I'm voting for.

Besides - I have 50 bones to win from Keith, so I need corn turd Joe to win this thing.