You were bragging about something you don't actually do. You made a big claim, and the facts failed to back up your story.

Which isn't surprising to anyone who's been around for a while.

lol
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames