I just received a message from Deep Nut, an individual with access to the highest government intel. It says that Republitards have cloned Abe Lincoln and secretly raised him in an underground lab. He is goin to take Pence’s place any day now, cuz America wants a freak bunker baby one stroke from the nuke codes as long as he has the right name. Take that Demotools, Abe is back!
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Maybe he's born with it.

Maybe it's amphetamines.