It’s because old fat Lazy racist ugly Dumb usually white people sit on their fat Fuckin asses during prime time and watch the faux news. Contemporary forward thinkers do other more productive or modern things like read the news, jerk off and pay bills all at the same time, all on their phone. The fat lazy Bastards I mentioned earlier are the same fat racist fuks that have always watched faux news. Faux News is only leading in prime time because most people of either end of the political spectrum have abandoned prime time cable news in favor of more intelligent convenient and modern means of reading the news. The fat lazy [Bleeeeep!] that watch faux news during prime time simply haven’t changed their fat lazy ways while most other viewers have. They are winning, because they’re losing. Their core demographic will be dead in no time and faux news will have nothing left but their prime time news trophy if that’s even a thing.

The Wheel of fortune watching, faux news loving, TV dinner eating in their lazy boy recliner motherfuckers aren’t long for planet earth. Faux news ratings and becoming fertilizer will be their last and greatest accomplishments.