A West Side conservative is a liberal over here, so life can be difficult if a red hat doesn't fit well.

This red hat thing will be the next Confederate flag.

Decades from now it will adorn electric pick up trucks driven by those that have no clue as to what it stood for.

They will have abandoned diesel, but have fake black smoke coming out of an imitation exhaust pipe, along with a speaker for sound effects.

They'll also have a little packet of fake chew tucked in their lip, probably hyped having organic vitamins and minerals added. It will have an option of providing a little fake drool from time to time.

Rudy's hair care specialists should be able to provide some dark drool looking stuff.

These will be the true men of the near future.