If Donald Trump is in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? – America.

Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him? moon

What happens when you take a joke too far? -The 45th president of United States of America.

Melania: What? No, it ancient chinese secret.
Interviewer: Sorry, go on.
Melania: on a playground I spent most of my days
Interviewer: Get out

Mom: Son we are going to back to Iran
Son: Why?
Mom: Because Melania Trump thought my immigration papers were a speech and stole them

[Bleeeeep!] you!

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Propping up an obsolete fishing industry at the expense of sound fisheries management is irresponsible. -Sg