Late one evening, a man walks in to his bedroom holding a pig under his arm.

As his wife awakes, she instantly jumps his sh!t and says,

"Where have you been all night and what is that disgusting thing in your arm"?

The man sighs, and says,

"I'm sorry honey, this is the pig I have to fvck every night I'm not with you!"

The wife, horrified by this, attempted to shout back at her husband, when he quickly interrupted her and said,

"Shut up, I'm not talking to you!"