Well, maybe you need to hunt ducks on the east side of the state . Lots more ducks on offer, more grain on the ground, higher quality food, and maybe you’ll get some big northern Mallards that need harvesting.

Rumor has it the big northerns are looking for cheap oh zen pic to make the southern migration flight less weight strained.

Glass half full here, so I’m doing the fat Grouse hunting gig and hoping the rising stripe-ed owl populations aren’t as hungry as the spotted....