Oh, I get it!!
Run Sparkey, Run.. Run like the wind..Run for your life... Run as though your progeny depend on it.
Dont try to rise to surmount the challenge, you'd have better luck trying to surmount a bear trap.
Trying to soothe the beastess will get your hand bit off. Better try to tame a badger, first. Well, then there's the concept of masochism...
There are better challenges out there but if you must take the step you seem so determined to take, be sure you have obtained your own irrevocable consent to do so...