This is some good **** I have the nicest outhouse you've ever laid eyes on or butt cheeks on up at the Sauk River Steelhead Ranch. It has a tile floor, redwood trim, a real toilet seat, a mirror, a steelhead cut into the shape of a half moon in the door, a wash basin, decorative art and an antique sign reading "rooms for rent...steam bath and heat, and a painted mural on the side of it with a king, a steelhead, and a dolly varden.

Parker will attest to the fact of it being the nicest outhouse ever!!! No ****