The (x)wife said once "If you go fishing one more time, I'm outta here!"

Damn, I'm gonna miss her!

To me a mission is a get there, bag a limit, get back kind of thing. Usually a long drive, a tide bracketed fishing trip and a long drive back. Two drivers is good.

An expedition is when you bring the tent or look for a flea bag. Most dive trips I take are like this.

A vacation for me involves a plane ride. We do this every year when we go to Florida to go diving for a week.

Another bumper sticker I saw went like this
"Please don't tell my Mom I'm a fishing guide, she still thinks I'm the piano player in a brothel"
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