Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?
A: Three - one to eat the possum and two to watch for cars.

Q: How do you know if a redneck is married?
A: There's chewing tobacco stains on both sides of the truck.

Q: What do you get when you have 32 Rednecks in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.


here's another

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a 'redneck' joke?"

The guy next to him replies, "Before you tell that joke you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs. and a redneck. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and a redneck. The fella next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. and a redneck. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The first guy says, "Nah. I don't want to have to explain it three times."