Guy walks into a bar orderes a beer and sits down at the bar. After a bit he inquires about the jar of $10 bills sitting behind the bar? The bartender explains that it is part of a contest they are currently holding.. the winner gets free beer for a year. The guy askes what he has to do to win... Barkeep explains that he must knock out the bouncer with one punch, as the bartender points out the 8'6" 280 pound bouncer. secondly you must pull the infected tooth of our dobberman pincher gaurd dog out back.. and thirdly you must go up stairs and satisify our well seasoned and experienced bar maid.
We after about ten more drinks the guy hands the barkeep a $10 sport and sneaks up to the bouncer and wammo, one sucker puch later the bouncer falls to the floor.

Out the back door the guy trots to the dog pin.. 2 hours later the guy comes crawling back scratched, cut, bloody, and askes, "where's that old lady with the infected tooth?"