> > Subject: Pet Fish
> >
> > A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Michigan recently with
two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing.
> > The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those
fish?"
> The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
> "Pet fish?!" the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take 'em home."
> "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
> The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here,I'll show you. It really works."
> "O.K. I've GOT to see this!." The game warden was curious now.
> The man poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
> After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said,
"Well?"
> "Well, What?" the man responded.
> "When are you going to call them back?" The game warden prompted.
> "Call who back?" The man asked.
> "The FISH."
> "What fish?" The man asked.