the Lady answers the door to find a State Trooper Standing there. He says
"Ma'am, I have some good news for you and some bad news. The Bad news is that your son has been involved in a horrible car crash and he is paralyzed from the neck down. You are going to have to bathe him, feed him, clothe him, etc for the rest of his life"
eek"My God thats horrible!! Whats the good news?"
"I'm kidding, he's Dead"
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It's good to have friends
It's better to have friends with boats
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