A young man struck up a communication with a young lass in a singles bar. All
went well until he admitted he was a dentist, at which point she lost
interest. The next evening and again the next, pretty much the same thing
happened.

Finally on the fourth night the bartender, who had overheard much of what had
transpired, took the dentist aside and explained that this was primarily a
lawyers' hangout and most of the women patrons seemed to prefer them.

The dentist took the hint and told the next young woman he found attractive
that he was a partner at Babble, Grabble and Scrabble. She was enthusiastic
and before long he happily found himself testing the softness of her feather
bed.

As he gave way to the delights of the moment he thought "Hey, this is great.
I've only been a lawyer for an hour and a half and I'm already screwing
someone."