"FISHING POX"
Very Contagious to Adult Fishermen - Symptoms:

Continual complaint as to need for fresh air, sunshine and relaxation. Patient has a blank expression, sometimes deaf and blind to wife and kids. Has no taste for work of any kind. Frequent checking of tackle catalogs and Internet fishin' pages. Hangs out in Sporting Goods Stores longer than usual. Secret night visits to post messages at Angler's OnLine and Bass Fishing Home Page. Mumbles to himself. Lies to everyone.

No known cure! Treatment: Medication is Useless - Disease is not Fatal!

Victim should go FISHING as soon and often as possible