OK RT, I KNOW THAT JOKE WAS LAME BUT IT CAME FROM A 6 YEAR OLD. SO HERE ARE A COUPLE NASTY ONES THAT I'M SURE WILL GET A CHUCKLE.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WITH NO ARMS OR LEGS BUT GIVES A GREAT BJ? PARTIALLY DISABLED

HOW DO YOU TURN A WASHING MACHINE INTO A SNOW PLOW? GIVE THE ***** A SHOVEL.