It is good to see the Northwest still has a couple of guys who can tear it up with the best of 'em. To me, any fishing trip that does not involve some whorin', some drinkin', a lack of sleep, 5-6 cans of jib, a little good natured ribbing of the bankies and oh yeah, a few fish caught, is not worth telling. I don't know if you two are the coolest people on the river or not, but I would pay real money to spend the day on the Columbia with you while the fishing sophisticates preen themselves and discuss the finer points of being boring. I don't fish the Columbia, and expect you are full of sh__ when you say you caught THAT many fish, but you caught enough to get the bankies upset, and when you do that, that is well, just good fun.