So Fobb, your butt hurts aye? You didn't take a short nap on the banks of the Wind near where 'Yall was feeshin by any chance? ... Have your wife check back there for any signs of duct tape! Rubbing alcohol and a little elbow grease will get most of the adhesive lines off. ...

Geez, does anyone else's thighs still complain when you get up from the couch? I guess it was only a couple days ago, so they'll be fine by tomorrow night or so - right? Mine feel like they did way back when we had daily doubles in football practice.