Okay, if none of you guys are going to propose to Fishgal, I will. Here goes:

(I'm down on one knee in front of my computer)

Fishgal - Would you please tell me how you consistently catch 50lb Chinook salmon and 20lb steelhead? I've been trying to land a fish like that all my life. You seem to land them frequently and with ease. I've tried everything. I'm willing to do anything you ask - eggs, shrimp, prawns, kiwkfish, spoons, cut herring, the kitchen sink, whatever. I'll even stoop to the most desperate form of angling - plunking - if that's what it takes. Please accept my humble request as the pleas of a committed but desperate angler. Sincerely,

Cohoangler