Four alumni were fishing in a canyon one day. Each was from a different NW school, and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater. As they fished, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up on a rock high above the river. As they reached the top, the OSU Beaver hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, "This is for OSU!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be outdone, the OU Duck threw himself off the mountain, proclaiming, "This is for U of O!". Seeing this, the Cougar walked over and shouted, "This is for WSU!", and threw the Husky off of the rock.