Loan me one of RTs hooooars? Reminds me of the one about the guy who is rowing across the lake an drops one of his oars, and it floats away. As he's trying to get back to the rental shack, he sees a guy with two ladies in another boat and starts yelling at him for help. Well, as the other boat gets closer the one oar guy yells out, "Hey buddy, loan me one of you oars!" The guy looks at the two women in the back of his boat and yells back, " these ain't no whore's, they's my wife and mother!"
Sorry, that's a really...really old one!