You guys should be ashamed of yourselves! While I am mod'in here for a bit there will be none of those type jokes of a sexual nature! Some people are not aware that sex is natural and OK.
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My joke:

A young man in his early 20's meets and falls madly in love with a beautiful Quaker girl. She is not only a virgin, but she is sexually inhibited. So the young man is informed he must wait until marriage, and not even talk about sex until then. Well, you know how it is guys, but this dude is head over heels ... ah, make that ... very much in love so he abides her wishes; and then they become engaged to be married. >

With much anticipation on their wedding night the young amerous groom can hardly wait until they 'consumate' the marriage physically. When they arrive in bed and he brings up the subject, much to his astonishment, his gorgeous bride informs him that she is still not quite ready to make love yet, and please be patient with her. And she tells him not to talk about sex, that she will tell him when she is ready. Fine he says. After a few days he can't stand it any longer and brings up the subject again. Same scenario all over again. This time he just rolls over frustrated and tries to get to sleep. A few days later, and in 'heat' and tired of waiting for her to abide, the poor guy brings up the subject again. Only this time he tells her that he has come up with a better way for them to communicate about having sex without them having to talk about it. He says to her, "This is how it is going to work - every night. If you are finally in the mood to make love you are to reach over and pull on my penis. If you are not ready to make love you are to reach over and pull on my penis one hundred times."