Heck, for only $15 a piece, I will gladly sell you some OakieTacs.

It's a real pink Oakie, with an engraved signature by The Real Spoon Man! Fish can't resist them! Fish can't resist the Real Spoon Man! Fish can't resist Tac! Fish can't resist pin nail polish! What more could you want??????

PS Bill - I might be buying some of those 50 cent oakies from you. Could you do me a favor and sign them, though.

That Parker Guy Who Is Always Thinking