Nothing like sitting in the boat on a warm, sunny weekend in the Fall. Plugging, blading, bottom bouncing, drifting, or simply still fishing and listening to a Mariners, Cougar or Huskie game on the radio with a cold beverage and some great tasting jerky along with cheese/crackers, a tasty cigar or two and catching the mighty steely or King all day long! Maybe keep a King or a hatchery metalhead... but just gettin out is as close to having sex without the real thing (save that for when ya get home-if your lucky - that really,really would make one helluva day!).
The true test is to go out the very next day and repeat all of the above.