Reality check time:

#1: Make sure that your handouts are biodegradable, as they would likely end up on the trail floor within 100' of where you gave it to them.

#2: Most people are gung-ho about doing this until they are asked to give up prime fishing time to do it. If they could only do it when the fishing wasn't so good...

#3: If your cell phone would work in some of those areas at all, you'd be risking your azz bringing out a cell phone anywhere near blatant snaggers. If they'll draw on a uniformed and badged officer of the law they'll bead on your wadered azz without a second thought.

Sorry everyone, it's a noble cause and all but taking a few minutes out of your day to biiatch about it on the Internet anonymously is always easier than taking a prime fishing day off to dodge bullets.