As I said above:

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I'm talking about the fisherman, not the fish. That guy is doomed.
Can we lighten up?

I was talking about the guy who caught the fish. Yes, we can see that fish doesn't have the ol deadeye. But the guy is now doomed to endless days of frozen fingers, moldy motel rooms with pockmarked floors from chalk boots, long drives to nowhere for days of rain and muddy waters, cheap beer, redneck stares, broken down trucks, etc...

And God forbid he discover any bars out near fishable waters in the middle of nowhere that for some strange reason attract lots of attractive young girls on Saturday nights. He'll never be home on weekends.